Friday, November 23, 2007

Black Friday

BEWARE!!! Black Friday! Full Moon! Blonds with cell phones driving SUV's in and around Mall Parking lots.

With the Full Moon you had plenty of Blond wannabes driving just as stupid.

Examples included:
  • Parking in No Parking Zones.
  • Parking in Handicap Parking and they are not Handicapped!
  • Cutting in front of other cars waiting for a parking spot.
  • Right turns from left lanes and left turns from right lanes.
  • Wives bad-mouthing husbands trying to drive.
  • Uncontrolled kids with uncaring excuses for adults.

The best method to get along is to put on a plastic smile and go about your business without choking anyone.

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